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Save The Planet, Ban Pollution-Producing (Living) Devices!

With CO2 on its way to be classified as a dangerous polluting gas, since it is mostly created out of oxygen and carbon either by living beings or machines created by living beings, shouldn’t we ban oxygen, free carbon, and aerobic life from Planet Earth in order to save Nature itself?

Somebody please start a petition!!

ps cognoscenti will recognize that we are just suffering from something those evil stromatolites have done, so long ago

pps And what about methane? Let’s outlaw hydrogen too!

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  1. xanthippa
    2009/04/24 at 18:35

    Oh, and we should ban that evil dihydrogen monoxyde!!! Pen and Teller got hundreds of signatures on a petition to do just that…

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